www.Parctel.com: Mrs Grumpy Robinson has just made it quite clear on her blog that the Luton Airport PAssport Control staff are to blame:
Ooh, I've been grouchy all day. Stomping around scowling and muttering bad words at inanimate objects.
The blame for my foul mood can be laid squarely at the feet of the passport control people at Luton Airport, who considered their coffee break to be a higher priority than processing the several hundred tired and fractious travellers who were in front of me in the queue last night. Also take a bow Thameslink, whose kind decision to only run one train an hour from Luton Airport meant I got in at stupid o'clock this morning. Thanks must also go to my tummy, which decided that 5:30am was the premium time to expel - with extreme prejudice - the coffee and chocolate I had consumed in the departure lounge of Berlin Schonefeld airport.
Maybe you should book Chaffeur Drive next time. I'd offer to pick you up myself, but the problem is that I am afraid, very afraid that you will try and seduce me!