The strange, but bizzare story of Astronaut Lisa Nowak, who traveled 900 miles to allegedly try to murder a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut will be turned into a movie.
Great news for Airport Carparks worldwide. Just imagine the marketing opportunities; I can see airport company carparks scrambling to get in on the action already. Consider this small fact, at the time of writing this article a Google Search on "Lisa Nowak" displays 148 000 results. A further search using the term "Lisa Nowack" airport car park displays 6 550 results.
Considering that the 43-year-old slipped on a wig and trenchcoat before attacking Colleen Shipman with pepper spray in an airport car park one can only presume that airport car parks have now become quite 'glamorous' and the place of choice for attacks of this kind, lovers assignations and the other assorted weird peccadilloes that the American public indulge in.
Just how many airport carparks are, as we speak, bidding on Google Adwords using the keywords "lisa nowack" as an enticement to a hungry public to book their space at their favourite airport carpark online and now before all the car parks are fully booked.
Does this mean that all airport car parking attendants are to undergo training in advanced adult diaper detection? Which leads me to another sad fact; The single biggest selling item in casino pharmacies is ........ not the condom, not the pick me up tonic, not headache pills, but adult diapers. Maybe Lisa Nowack should have just headed on down to the closest casino and spent a little bit of time with like minded diaper wearing adults.
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